Gun Owners With Tiny Dicks Compensate for feelings of inadequacy by carrying your gun openly to this pizza shop and getting a discount
The pro-gun owner of All Around Pizzas and Deli claimed that 80 percent of his customers have walked in carrying a gun since he offered the discount last week, including one carrying an AK-47. “It’s been awesome,” the owner, Jay Laze, said.
All Around Pizzas isn’t the only business encouraging customers to tote guns two months after the Newtown shooting. Earlier this month, a Utah ice cream business offered concealed carry permit-holders $1 off of their ice cream.
Thanks to Virginia’s open carry laws, customers can not only enjoy their pizza next to a gun, but they can also go to the bank, hospital, store, and a bar with firearms.
Bravado: A disposition toward showy defiance or false expressions of courage.
Small penis syndrom: Any man who feels so inadequate about his penis size that he compensates for it by buying ridiculously large shit he doesn’t need.
Men compensating for feelings of inadequacy can now get a discount for pizza. How nice.